Bears!

Bears, Satan's children, are godless killing machines with the sole purpose of destroying human kind.  And maybe eating honey.  This blog is 100% anti bear, although it's pro direbear - there's a difference, look it up.  I was recently reminded about this threat to my life when I was tasked to rescue bear cubs from a tree and throw them down onto a trampoline to safety.

Although I would rather throw them to their deaths and skin them, they were very cute and the easy xp was irresistible...  It was also amusing and reminded me of the bear trampoline youtube clip from back in 2006?  Not sure.  Anyway, here it is if you missed it:

The announcer guy sounds and looks a lot like Glenn Beck...  Eww.


*Update*  Now we have fake bears to worry about as well, pretty soon we'll see sharkbears or robotbears or something equally frightening...

*Update #2!*


Bears are also not apartment-friendly!  Came across this while browsing for apartments: